Since last month was cat month, I’m guessing this month is dog month…
We’ll start off with a bit of funny – dogs shouldn’t wear pants. Seems obvious to me, but the bedazzling geniuses at Etsy don’t seem to get that. Cheers to whoever start this blog… hats off to you.
I HAVE NYANED FOR 321 DAYS 14 HOURS 34 MINUTES AND 22.1 SECONDS
It would have been longer but the trailer burned down.
When you’re on meth, it’s possible (probable?) that your loved one may leave you, unless they’re into meth too. So… you might end up being awake for hours and hours, all alone.
But don’t fret, because now there’s “the Booty Pillow!”.
That’s right, Booty Pillow is there to provide you with comfort on the loneliest of meth trips. And they have lots to choose from:
Let’s face it Meth Trailer heads… it’s a tough job market.
Maybe that’s why you’re on meth in the first place… or maybe being on meth is why you don’t have a job. Who cares which caused which… that’s like asking which came first, the chicken or the egg. The simple fact is, to get a job, you need to use your assets, and if being on meth is one of those assets, then use it to the best of your ability.
Here is an example of an awesome cover letter which apparently was written by someone on meth. I know that if it was up me, I would hire this guy for the job. Now, I’m not hiring right now… I’m just a guy selling meth out of a trailer, so please don’t actually send me your cover letters, unless it’s this good, in which case, you should write for MT.
So that’ll at least get you into the interview. From there, just exude energy, and cover up your meth lesions on your face, and you’ll land the job.
So, I found this article very interesting… it talks about how some brave souls are able to get pot across the US-Mexico border using a kite looking thing called an “ultralight”.
http://gizmodo.com/5803739/drug-smugglers-flying-high-on-ultralights
Seems one of the complaints is that it only carries 250 lbs of pot. That might not be a lot of pot, but that sure is a lot of meth!!!!
So I did a little research and found that buying one of these kits only costs about $1,000 on eBay on the low end. And the best part is that no license is required… because I know how embarrissing it would be if the sky police pulled me over and I had to tell them I didn’t have a license to fly my kite OR drive my meth trailer (suspended.
There are many people who try to describe what it’s like to be on meth, but sometimes a picture is worth a thousand words.
This is what it’s like to be on Meth:
It’s fun to play a practical joke on people in your family who enjoy fishing. I’m not exactly sure if a 1 bottle method or a couple of m80s is enough to pull this off… probably need a bunch of dynomite n’ stuff.
At any rate, if you’re able to pull off this prank any anyone is fishing on the lake, I’m sure they’ll talk about this for the rest of their lives!
Boom!
Folks, This is an oldie but a goodie for those in the biz. Meth Trailer would be remiss if we didn’t include it here. So – following these visual clues, I think you’ll find that it’s easy to spot a meth lab.
(no dogs were harmed in the making of this meth lab spotting tutorial)
For those of you who are familiar with the “Faces of Meth” images put out by some police departments around the states, you’ll get a kick out of this one (courtesy of icanhascheezburger.com)
I’m not trying to say that
Steve Buscemi is on meth.
This photo makes a pretty good case:
It turns out that Christianity and Meth have a lot in common. They both take up a lot of time and money… but I think I’ve found a new connection.
Sometimes people come up to me and ask me… “Cooter – how can I sell more meth”. Well… My meth is so good, it practically sells itself (none of that single bottle crank bs)… but then I had a lightbulb moment (not a cfl moment) – cross pollination. In order to spread the word – you should try and find new markets, like those who spread the good word. Here’s a nice photo of such an example – I’m guessing someone introduced their sunday school to meth – and they liked it so much, its now part of their bible camp in the summer.
Moral:
Imagine how much god would love you is you were actually able to praise him all 24 hours in the day!
There, my friends, is a how you make it to the meth big-time (please disregard the irony of the dead end sign).
You’re welcome.