Kids Love Meth Too!

Dell here.

I know I love my meth. It took me years to find my drug of choice. All these gateway stages that I had to try, what a waste of time – cigarettes, weed, coke (i don’t like pepsi), and finally, my baby, meth!

Well, I just saw this one on the internet, and man, I wish I coulda just been like this kid and not wasted so much time!

Dell

Meth-donker of the Week Contest

it’s been nuts y’all -

i’ve been up for 342 hours again!

i love my meth, i’ve been watching fox news non-stop since the big event – hooyah to seal team six…i just went on discovery and watched BUDS just to get some sweet second hand kickin butt of Obama BinLaddin!

now, you know that fox news is the best in the biz, all the pretty buzzy pictures and hard hitting investigatorating. you know the intel is sweet and trustworthy when it’s ‘some people say,’ y’all. i mean, they can’t even name the names b/c there informants are so in the know!

and, i got to thinking over the past few hours since i’ve just took another big hit. who’s the biggest meth-donker lately? shwarzanager? newt gingrinch? that freak from france? or how about justin bieber?

i think it’s bieber. that hair is juz stoopid

- dell

I got me some wifey

hey ya’ll -

i’ve been up for 342 hours, i love my meth. i just got wifey, internet connection at the meth trailer. it’s pretty sweet. and i figured i’d show some good ole american patriotism since president bush just killed that sumbeech Oksama bin Laden. team america rulz!

by the way, Sterling Cooper, it was fun doing quarters at your trailer last night!

- dell

Team America

 

Warning!!! The cops just updated their profiling tips

dang y’all, i just heard on my scanner some bad news. now, first, if you don’t have a scanner, go get you one because the man is always just around the corner, and tryin to get ya. that’s one reason i never sleep (the second being meth).

what was i talkin bout, wendy jo? oh yep, bad news. the cops just told on their scanner that they are updating their profiling tips for heavy meth users. so, if you are wearing anything with rutgers university, be on the lookout, because the cops are on to you and your methin’ ways.

now, i guess there’s some new drug on the market, or something, cause they kept saying that all the Rutgers kids musta been doing meth to spend $32,000 on snookie. heck, i thought pot was a gateway drug, who knew that meth was a gateway drug. and, man, how come i ain’t never snorted up some snookie myself?

i’ll bet snookie gets you so high you’re just plain ole stupid.

holla, cuzin!

franko, cuz, we’re on the innernet too, so cool.

just gotta give a shout out to my cuzin for turning me onto this new technology, maybe the aliens are doing some good after all. i’d heard about the innernet but thought it was for catchin catfish.

i’m hopin that this will be a little easier for workin on the ole manifesto, know what i’m saying. alright, cooter’s callin me over to take a huff…check out franko’s site, www.mytrailerpark.com