Since last month was cat month, I’m guessing this month is dog month…
We’ll start off with a bit of funny – dogs shouldn’t wear pants. Seems obvious to me, but the bedazzling geniuses at Etsy don’t seem to get that. Cheers to whoever start this blog… hats off to you.
I HAVE NYANED FOR 321 DAYS 14 HOURS 34 MINUTES AND 22.1 SECONDS
It would have been longer but the trailer burned down.
When you’re on meth, it’s possible (probable?) that your loved one may leave you, unless they’re into meth too. So… you might end up being awake for hours and hours, all alone.
But don’t fret, because now there’s “the Booty Pillow!”.
That’s right, Booty Pillow is there to provide you with comfort on the loneliest of meth trips. And they have lots to choose from:
So, I found this article very interesting… it talks about how some brave souls are able to get pot across the US-Mexico border using a kite looking thing called an “ultralight”.
http://gizmodo.com/5803739/drug-smugglers-flying-high-on-ultralights
Seems one of the complaints is that it only carries 250 lbs of pot. That might not be a lot of pot, but that sure is a lot of meth!!!!
So I did a little research and found that buying one of these kits only costs about $1,000 on eBay on the low end. And the best part is that no license is required… because I know how embarrissing it would be if the sky police pulled me over and I had to tell them I didn’t have a license to fly my kite OR drive my meth trailer (suspended.
Since I really LOVE me some Star magazine and National Enquirer, I thought I’d give y’all an update on some research I been doin on famous people who loves them some meth. Always like knowin what celebrities are into, so I can keep up with the latest trends.
First, there’s Michael Douglas’ son, Cameron. He loves him some meth.
And Brett Farve’s sister, Brandi (between you and me, I love her hair!!)
And the superstar Fergie from Black Eyed Peas–what would she look like if she was still on meth? Much prettier, in my opinion.
Then, there’s Eddie Van Halen, former lead singer of one of the best damn bands of all time!
He ain’t lookin so great with a few of his teef missin, but I still love that song Jump.
Have you ever been searching for a cell phone that makes it easy to smuggle, but doesn’t take up too much room in your butt?
Then I gots the PERFECT phone for you, based on this great review from the Cell Phone Family Plans blog. I was thinkin a spell about my last post for that ho that put her meth in her ladyparts, and thought that maybe she could store other things. Like a phone. Crazy enough, there’s a blog that gives you the “top ten phones that will fit up your butt”.
So what’s the #1 phone for your butt? The Samsung Juke U470 is apparently great for your butt (although cnet doesn’t mention that feature). It vibrates, too.