We’ll start off with a bit of funny – dogs shouldn’t wear pants.  Seems obvious to me, but the bedazzling geniuses at Etsy don’t seem to get that.  Cheers to whoever start this blog… hats off to you.

http://sadetsydogs.wordpress.com/

http://Nyan.cat

It would have been longer but the trailer burned down.

As if cat stalking isn’t nuts enough, some wackadoodle decided that Meow Mix was fantastic for shipping meth.

Thank goodness we only use Purina Dog Chow here at the Trailer!

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/07/22/robert-morris-meth-meow-mix_n_906627.html

I’m running on 80 hours of no sleep…yay meth. Here’s a couple of good ones…

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o3_j-QFHx5g

Yep.

I know I love my meth. It took me years to find my drug of choice. All these gateway stages that I had to try, what a waste of time – cigarettes, weed, coke (i don’t like pepsi), and finally, my baby, meth!

Well, I just saw this one on the internet, and man, I wish I coulda just been like this kid and not wasted so much time!

Dell

But don’t fret, because now there’s “the Booty Pillow!”.

That’s right, Booty Pillow is there to provide you with comfort on the loneliest of meth trips.  And they have lots to choose from:

i’ve been up for 342 hours again!

i love my meth, i’ve been watching fox news non-stop since the big event – hooyah to seal team six…i just went on discovery and watched BUDS just to get some sweet second hand kickin butt of Obama BinLaddin!

now, you know that fox news is the best in the biz, all the pretty buzzy pictures and hard hitting investigatorating. you know the intel is sweet and trustworthy when it’s ‘some people say,’ y’all. i mean, they can’t even name the names b/c there informants are so in the know!

and, i got to thinking over the past few hours since i’ve just took another big hit. who’s the biggest meth-donker lately? shwarzanager? newt gingrinch? that freak from france? or how about justin bieber?

i think it’s bieber. that hair is juz stoopid

- dell

Maybe that’s why you’re on meth in the first place…  or maybe being on meth is why you don’t have a job.  Who cares which caused which…  that’s like asking which came first, the chicken or the egg.  The simple fact is, to get a job, you need to use your assets, and if being on meth is one of those assets, then use it to the best of your ability.

Here is an example of an awesome cover letter which apparently was written by someone on meth.  I know that if it was up me, I would hire this guy for the job.   Now, I’m not hiring right now…  I’m just a guy selling meth out of a trailer, so please don’t actually send me your cover letters, unless it’s this good, in which case, you should write for MT.

So that’ll at least get you into the interview.  From there, just exude energy, and cover up your meth lesions on your face, and you’ll land the job.

So, I found this article very interesting…  it talks about how some brave souls are able to get pot across the US-Mexico border using a kite looking thing called an “ultralight”.

http://gizmodo.com/5803739/drug-smugglers-flying-high-on-ultralights

Seems one of the complaints is that it only carries 250 lbs of pot.  That might not be a lot of pot, but that sure is a lot of meth!!!!

So I did a little research and found that buying one of these kits only costs about $1,000 on eBay on the low end.  And the best part is that no license is required… because I know how embarrissing it would be if the sky police pulled me over and I had to tell them I didn’t have a license to fly my kite OR drive my meth trailer (suspended.

This is what it’s like to be on Meth: