Seriously folks, we’re just like you and Jimbob. Take a look at the Meth Trailer.com team and you’ll see what we mean.
 That's me. Cooter |
Cooter
My name is cooter. I’ve been writing for meth trailer since the beginning. Hell, I think I even helped come up with the idea. See… a bunch of us was sittin’ around the trailer one night and we figgured that we should make money the only way we know how… with Meth! FRICK gotta go – my trailer is on FIRE |
 It's a govment con, people. Dell Dell I’m Dell, and I ain’t like these other meth-heads. I hate technology, it’s part of a global alien conspiracy, people. You won’t notice with your 8 hours of sleep a night, but I see it, because I’ve been up for 200 hours straight. Some people use meth for fun, for me, I gotta have it to see clearly into what the govment is doing to us…the alien corporate conspiracy. Don’t you hear that squealing sound? It’s how the aliens control us, people! |
 I'm Wendy Jo. Wendy Jo Hi, I’m Wendy Jo. I make the best meth this side of Kentucky, no matter what Cooter and Dell say. I don’t like boys too much, since all they seem to give me is more kids to take care of. I like to deep fry just bout anything. Come on over to the trailer if you want some of my ward winning (least on cell block k) deep fried spam and Velveeta. |
 Yeah, I heart weed, too. Shaniqua Hey y’all. Just sprung out again from county, and I got lots to say, so I’m gonna write me up some goods in between deciding whether I want more meth or maybe some weed. Don’t make me pick between em, cuz that’s like making me pick between my 7 kids and my 4 boyfriends. I ain’t gonna do that. |
 Cranker |
Cranker
Howdy, folks. Welcome to the trailer. Bought me a Winnebago a while back after a little “cooking accident” burnt up my house. Me and the old lady and the kids and dogs was ‘njoyin the lifestyle when my bud Cooter says: “hey Cranker, that ain’t just a deluxe apartment in the drive, it’s an entrepreneurial opportunity.” And so Methtrailer.com was born. Check back often for updates about cookin’, fire safety (notice I’m wearin’ fireproof clogs and a helmit), and stuff we think’s funny. Kinda like Martha Stewart for tweakers. You’re up for days at a time. Spend a bit of it here. |
Now- if you’re interesting in’ joinin’ the team. Send us some meth… or a sample of your work here.