Since last month was cat month, I’m guessing this month is dog month…
We’ll start off with a bit of funny – dogs shouldn’t wear pants. Seems obvious to me, but the bedazzling geniuses at Etsy don’t seem to get that. Cheers to whoever start this blog… hats off to you.
I HAVE NYANED FOR 321 DAYS 14 HOURS 34 MINUTES AND 22.1 SECONDS
It would have been longer but the trailer burned down.
Meow meow, meow…meth?
As if cat stalking isn’t nuts enough, some wackadoodle decided that Meow Mix was fantastic for shipping meth.
Thank goodness we only use Purina Dog Chow here at the Trailer!
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/07/22/robert-morris-meth-meow-mix_n_906627.html
When you’re on meth, it’s possible (probable?) that your loved one may leave you, unless they’re into meth too. So… you might end up being awake for hours and hours, all alone.
But don’t fret, because now there’s “the Booty Pillow!”.
That’s right, Booty Pillow is there to provide you with comfort on the loneliest of meth trips. And they have lots to choose from:
it’s been nuts y’all -
i’ve been up for 342 hours again!
i love my meth, i’ve been watching fox news non-stop since the big event – hooyah to seal team six…i just went on discovery and watched BUDS just to get some sweet second hand kickin butt of Obama BinLaddin!
now, you know that fox news is the best in the biz, all the pretty buzzy pictures and hard hitting investigatorating. you know the intel is sweet and trustworthy when it’s ‘some people say,’ y’all. i mean, they can’t even name the names b/c there informants are so in the know!
and, i got to thinking over the past few hours since i’ve just took another big hit. who’s the biggest meth-donker lately? shwarzanager? newt gingrinch? that freak from france? or how about justin bieber?
i think it’s bieber. that hair is juz stoopid
- dell
Let’s face it Meth Trailer heads… it’s a tough job market.
Maybe that’s why you’re on meth in the first place… or maybe being on meth is why you don’t have a job. Who cares which caused which… that’s like asking which came first, the chicken or the egg. The simple fact is, to get a job, you need to use your assets, and if being on meth is one of those assets, then use it to the best of your ability.
Here is an example of an awesome cover letter which apparently was written by someone on meth. I know that if it was up me, I would hire this guy for the job. Now, I’m not hiring right now… I’m just a guy selling meth out of a trailer, so please don’t actually send me your cover letters, unless it’s this good, in which case, you should write for MT.
So that’ll at least get you into the interview. From there, just exude energy, and cover up your meth lesions on your face, and you’ll land the job.
So, I found this article very interesting… it talks about how some brave souls are able to get pot across the US-Mexico border using a kite looking thing called an “ultralight”.
http://gizmodo.com/5803739/drug-smugglers-flying-high-on-ultralights
Seems one of the complaints is that it only carries 250 lbs of pot. That might not be a lot of pot, but that sure is a lot of meth!!!!
So I did a little research and found that buying one of these kits only costs about $1,000 on eBay on the low end. And the best part is that no license is required… because I know how embarrissing it would be if the sky police pulled me over and I had to tell them I didn’t have a license to fly my kite OR drive my meth trailer (suspended.
There are many people who try to describe what it’s like to be on meth, but sometimes a picture is worth a thousand words.
This is what it’s like to be on Meth:
When Pigs fly?
A friend of mine came up with this idea years ago during a kickin’ bender. Unfortunately he never built the dang thing so now some other dude is bound to make a million bucks. Here it is – a new take on fast food. In this video you’ll see a guy launch a sausage (not “his” sausage, I think this one is a Jimmy Dean Sausage Loaf) from a bazooka he made using 15 lbs of bacon. Absolutely brilliant, but I think he needs to tweak the sausage aerodynamics a bit.
Do not try this at home.
Since I really LOVE me some Star magazine and National Enquirer, I thought I’d give y’all an update on some research I been doin on famous people who loves them some meth. Always like knowin what celebrities are into, so I can keep up with the latest trends.
First, there’s Michael Douglas’ son, Cameron. He loves him some meth.
And Brett Farve’s sister, Brandi (between you and me, I love her hair!!)
And the superstar Fergie from Black Eyed Peas–what would she look like if she was still on meth? Much prettier, in my opinion.
Then, there’s Eddie Van Halen, former lead singer of one of the best damn bands of all time!
He ain’t lookin so great with a few of his teef missin, but I still love that song Jump.